An annotated digest of the top "Hacker" "News" posts for the third week of May, 2019.
May 15, 2019 (comments)
A webshit is overpaid and underworked by morons. Hackernews considers this the best-case scenario for their industry, and comments that it's much easier to land such gigs if you stay quiet and let the morons forget about you. After some discussion, they decide that not working while getting paid is perilously close to boredom. Several Hackernews report that some companies actually keep track of what they spend money on, but all of these are determined to be safely disconnected from Silicon Valley.
May 16, 2019 (comments)
A webshit is mad about medium dot com. Hackernews laments that there is no possible model for content distribution other than digital sharecropping, both because of the Hypothetical Idiot User and because everyone with the necessary training to implement an alternative (i.e. Hackernews) still believes ridiculous SEO urban legends circa the Bush administration. The idea that someone could just rent space in a colocation facility, install a web server, and start posting information onto the internet is, sadly, one hundred percent impossible, and can never happen.
May 17, 2019 (comments)
CNN notices a seventy-three-year-old grocery chain. The article is too long, so Hackernews independently reports every single fact contained therein as a timesaving measure. The European division of Hackernews wanders into a corner to argue about which grocery store is best. American Hackernews note that they save money when they shop at stores that have lower prices.
May 18, 2019 (comments)
May 19, 2019 (comments)
An Internet introduces the concept of 'practice' to a grateful world. Hackernews argues about whether a specific pottery class was offered. Other Hackernews report that some things are harder than other things.
May 20, 2019 (comments)
A webshit ports rm(1) to Facebook. Hackernews wonders whether we can trust Facebook to delete something when we click on the delete button. All of the rest of the comments are people linking to their implementations of the same idea.
May 21, 2019 (comments)
A webshit wins the prize for The Hackernewsest Article Title of 2019. By just switching one word, you can derive entire corporate histories of Silicon Valley:
- AirBNB: I don't know how hotels work so I simulated one in code
- Uber: I don't know how taxi services work so I simulated one in code
- Tesla: I don't know how cars work so I simulated one in code
- Palantir: I don't know how amoral secret police agencies work so I simulated one in code
- Code43: I don't know how unreliable backup services work so I simulated one in code
Less entertainingly, the article itself is a mundane recounting of someone following textbook exercises to design a simple processor. Hackernews recounts the classes they took on the topic, and recommends several series of video lectures to play at work while you wait for your CircleCI pipelines to fail since you were too lazy to run them locally before you pushed.