An annotated digest of the top "Hacker" "News" posts for the second week of May, 2018.
May 08, 2018 (comments)
Google, the provider of reCAPTCHA, a service designed to prevent software from pretending to be people on the internet, brags about their software that pretends to be people on the phone. Hackernews reassures everyone that this is fine, since only idiots talk on the phone. The rest of the comments are all predictions of the amazing new world ushered in by robots lying on telephones.
May 09, 2018 (comments)
Some Australians feed seafood to cattle. Hackernews uses the story as an excuse to talk about the ocean off the coast of San Francisco. Every single Hackernews is an agribusiness economist.
May 10, 2018 (comments)
A webshit narrates a security flaw inherent in Google trash. Google decides they won't fix it because it would be hard. Hackernews is briefly scandalized, but then Google informs them that this security problem is only available for use by people who give Google a lot of money. Hackernews whiles away the hours by poorly reinventing every single authentication security mechanism ever used.
May 11, 2018 (comments)
Some webshits release a toy. Hackernews spends a lot of time and energy debating whether or not it's worth knowing anything about the programming language you're using, but reach no clear conclusions. Growing uncomfortably close to realizing how ill-equipped they are to perform the work they're paid to do, they set about reëvaluating the question from a project management perspective.
May 12, 2018 (comments)
A webshit sets about creating the Encyclopedia of Wheel Reinvention. Hackernews has several editions of this work and pastes all of them into the comment box. Other Hackernews get confused between 'x' as in a variable name and 'X' as in the windowing system, but it all works out when someone links to several hand-holding resources about that too.
May 13, 2018 (comments)
May 14, 2018 (comments)