An annotated digest of the top "Hacker" "News" posts for the last week of November, 2016.
November 22, 2016 (comments)
Japan fails to experience a catastrophe. Hackernews trades theories of national identity, posts trip reports of an earthquake, and argues about the weather. One Hackernews can't figure out why Japan failing to experience an earthquake has been posted to a Silicon Valley startup echo chamber. He is ostracized.
November 23, 2016 (comments)
An Internet posts a list of shit that software should do. 'Enterprise' here means 'worth using at all'. Hackernews agrees that this is a good list. There is no discussion.
November 24, 2016 (comments)
New York City passes a law requiring freelance work to involve common business practices. It is not clear why specific idiots were doing it wrong before. Hackernews advocates dealing with nonpaying clients by vandalizing their property or (apparently retroactively) demanding cash up front.
November 25, 2016 (comments)
An Internet demonstrates that software is bad, and can be broken. The attack requires prepared hardware and unfettered physical access to the machines. The results of the attack are easily detectable. Hackernews is full of election experts, and one guy who thinks blockchains will fix everything.
November 26, 2016 (comments)
Pictures of a defunct web host. Hackernews get sucked into the nostalgia pit.
November 27, 2016 (comments)
A random idiot is angry at some features of his operating system.
November 28, 2016 (comments)
An Internet writes the first chapter in a book about how computers work. Hackernews is overrun with assembly programmers. In accordance with federal law, someone asks how it works with Rust.
November 29, 2016 (comments)
Someone is mad about android being a shitty operating system, poorly maintained and badly distributed by its incompetent producer. Hackernews explains that this is because doing things right is hard. The solutions provided range from "give Google money anyway" to "give Apple money instead."
November 30, 2016 (comments)
Some rich asshole shits out ten thousand words amounting to "CEOs lead companies." Hackernews thoughtfully ruminates on this enlightening revelation. After deep consideration of the rich asshole's momentous words, Hackernews concludes: CEOs do lead companies. This man must be a genius. What other secrets are his to reveal?